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    April 05

    Top Ten Reasons....

     
    Unintelligentsia Has Not Posted To Blogland In Two Solid Months:
     
    10. Her dog ate her laptop.(It was too crunchy though, so he left the rest in his water bowl to soak.)
     
    9. On Scout Sunday, after a moving homily on the evils of blogging she Repented and Quit.
     
    8. She misunderstood the meaning of "periodic postings" to mean peri: around & -odic: melody and it has taken her the last two months to come up with a song-blog in a round.
     
    7. This time, the treadmill broke HER.
     
    6. She has been too busy watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail to be bothered.
     
    5. She lost her password and has only been able to see her space as a viewer.
     
    4. Run Away! Run Away!
     
    3. She was buried under an avalanche of laundry (clean, but not ironed). Tragic. Very Tragic.
     
    2. Her insomnia was cured and she's been asleep.
     
    And....
     
    the Number one reason Unintelligentsia Has Not Posted To Blogland In Two Solid Months...........
     
     
     (YOU fill in your snarkiest of snarky comments for the list!)
    9:07 AM | Blog it

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    acewrote:
    #1 reason: Microsoft's check bounced, and I ain't doing this for free!
    Aug. 28
    Jungle Mamawrote:
    Welcome back!  I was hoping that sail boat took you away for a while and found you a nice deserted island, but I guess that wasn't bad enough!!
    May 23
    Carriewrote:

    Oh, and the reason for your absence???

    TOO MUCH SEX WORE YOU OUT!!

    I HOPE this is the one!! LOL

    Carrie

    Apr. 28
    Carriewrote:

    THERE YOU ARE!!! I just "happened" by ..And found you!! I missed your posts!!!!

    Carrie

    Apr. 28
    Star Stuffwrote:
    #1  Because with it being flu season you and your family passed around the projectile vomitting and it took 2 months for everyone to finally get healthy. (?) 
    Apr. 23
    Stephenwrote:
    BIg Mike gets MY vote for #1 snark...
    Apr. 11
    Athena Goddess of Wisdomwrote:

    Oooo, I know! You were taken hostage by cannibal, underground, mole mutants who are trying to take over the world and your husband was able to rescue you by mixing up a batch of mole mutant repellant: over ripe bananas and day old hot dog buns. You managed to escape with your life but if it weren't for your sense of humor you would surely have gone insane. Did I get it right???

    Apr. 10
    Kelly Wickhamwrote:
    #1 - That raspberry mocha she had prior to the interview in February has just worn off.
     
    So you asked about what kind of metal I am. No clue. Something hard, yet pliable. Shiny, yet with a dull feature. But definitely of a golden hue.
    Apr. 8
    BIg Mike In Ozwrote:
    #1.  You had to take your Marge Simpson hairdo in for it's annual service.
    Apr. 8
    serfwrote:
    The sailboat was hijacked by the students and you just made it back from the isle.
    Apr. 7
    serfwrote:
    She is married and has kids!
    Apr. 7
    Zeynep Ankarawrote:
    :)
    Apr. 7
    Stephenwrote:
    I'm reserving judgement until I see #1...
     
    ("Not a bad effort, all things considered... the girl shows promise Frick")
    (Just so... However, a two month absence, without so much as a single 'by-your-leave' signifies a singularly "I don't give a fugg attitude" or "Fugg you" , wouldn't you say Frack?)
    (Indeed Frick, however, allowances must be made- She is after all - HUMAN. That, in and of itself, is sufficent to grant absolution, forgiveness, etc, etc, etc,)
    (Frack, as always, your compassion astounds and confounds me)
    (Indeed, my dear Frick, indeed)
    Apr. 5
    bondurant_​mwrote:
    Ha!! I knew you were still alive. I was just telling Maria that you hadn't posted a blog in forever and Viola....there it was, But what is with the cliff-hanger???
      Thanks for coming up and having lunch last week. I'll have to get my magazines and Justus' sweater from you sometime. Talk to you soon!
     
    Melody
    p.s. I finally got a guest book on my blog!!!
    Apr. 5

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